Justin Time

Justin Time, a mysteriously punctual writer for The Witty Whistle, reportedly materialised one day in the middle of a pressing deadline, and has been delivering timely articles ever since. Legend has it that Justin was born inside a giant hourglass somewhere in the realm of Chronos, but this remains unconfirmed due to time zone complications. His studies at the illustrious (and surprisingly timely) University of Tick-Tock culminated in a doctorate in Temporal Linguistics, where his thesis on "The Synchronisation of Puns and Universal Humour Equilibrium" remains a staple read, just in time for every semester. Before joining The Witty Whistle, Justin allegedly worked as a freelance writer for some of the most prominent horologists, racing against the clock to deliver witty catalogue descriptions of their latest timepieces. Justin's perfectly timed puns and razor-sharp wit have quickly made him a favourite among our readers, many of whom swear they can actually hear the ticking of a clock in the rhythm of his sentences. Whether he's dissecting the humour in traffic jams or bringing laughs with tales of tardy tortoises, you can always trust that Justin Time's articles will be right on the tick... we mean, tick-tock... no, wait... right on time!